Ammusing moments at work today
1: (After a fight ofer ciggerets and an expired ID
Andy: Have a nice day.
Guy: ____ YOU!!!!!
2: SOme Guy: (laughs) So are the rumors true about gas being $5 by midnight?
Me: Yes,,,
Guy: Really???!
Me: Yeah, and the vikings were this first to land on the moon
Guy: *chuckle* i figured as much
I'll give you "ofer" instead of over since the keys are right next to each other...
But "ciggerets"?! Who's a$$ did you pull that out of, dear? Think of them as little cigars.
"cigar" + "ette"(meaning small) = cigarette
wow, i must say i needed that laugh after an intense night of studying chemistry... I'll see you tomorrow!